If you’re reading this, you probably either already love Uptown Cocktails or want to learn more about them (so you can then go on to love them, of course). If you fall into the latter category, we could give you basic information you might want to know (ready to drink cocktails, wine based, 13.9% ABV, gluten-free, kosher certified, yadda yadda yadda), or we could give everyone the information they need to know, and that is their favorite cocktail flavor.
With 8 unique and delicious flavors, we’d like to think there’s a favorite flavor for everyone. Yours might be limited to which stores near you carry which flavors, but for the sake of the argument, we want to play matchmaker. So, here is our official analysis of which Uptown Cocktails flavor is your favorite based on your personality. As an aside, we should mention that regardless of what we say, we encourage you to get out there and find your favorite flavor on your own 😉 But for now, we shall respectfully stereotype.
No party is complete without you, because you’re the life of it. No matter which flavor you fancy, you’re a powerful blend of classy and unconventional. It could be the sweetness of the strawberry, the citrus of the mango, or the tartness of the lime, but regardless you are FULL of flavor and everyone knows it. When you say “I’ll bring the margaritas,” people can count on the good times to be just as bottomless as their glass.
You’re who our mothers warned us about. Smooth yet sweet, simple yet sensory. We can’t get a read on you, but we’re obsessed. You’re all about your just desserts, and show up with a bottle of this chocolate cocktail for after (or even before) the dinner party. You’re good, really good, a little too good. But we greatly enjoy and appreciate you being here.
We tried to reach you, but you’re on permanent Do Not Disturb. In the midst of all your schedules and checklists, once you take a sip of your favorite cocktail, you can’t be bothered. With core flavor notes of coconut and pineapple, this cocktail whisks you away to sun, sand, and serenity. When you and your friends get together, you bring a bottle of this and your best vibes. Let’s all let out a collective “ahhhhh.”
You put the bomb in bombastic, and you’re larger than life. We’re always seeing your travel photos on Instagram and waiting until you’re back so we can hear all the stories. When you and your friends all get together, your tales are just as captivating as the blend of pineapple and cherry fruit juices that make up your favorite cocktail. It’s a shame you can’t bring a bottle on the plane.
Every season is summertime for you. You’re on the rocking chair rocking your favorite cocktail, each sip is a new core memory or nostalgia trip unlocked. Whether you’ve been workin hard or hardly workin, the blend of zesty citrus and tea is the perfect reminder that life should be as refreshing as the drink that gets you through it.
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